I have always said that whilst my husband may be the President of this household (yes, I am a bit if a traditionalist like that), I hold the positions of Secretary and, more importantly, Treasurer.
In other households, the wife may call herself Chief Cook & Bottle Washer, Domesetic Goddess, Maid, Taxi Driver, Minister for War and Finance (thanks Candace!) and a host of other titles.
Today, I decided to give myself a promotion.
I am now the CEO. I don't care that my office is a laundry. I am the C freakin E freakin O! I think I've earned it.
What do you call yourself?